Birthday SMS

Birthday is the main festival with invitations, wishes, gifts, friends, and free animated ecards.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come happy Birthday .......

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. .......

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Happy birthday!! May all ur dreams and wishes cum true!! enjoy ur day .......

A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY MAMMA... START UR DAY WITH HER ... SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR

if lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother

I send to you warm wishes,That your happiness will be As wonderful as the happiness, You have always given me. Wish you Happy Birthday

This day, when the most beautiful female MIND was born, is my most beautiful day. Luv and Long live.

Sending birthday blessings Filled with love and peace and joy Wishing sweetest things happen Right before your eyes

Naughty SMS

A husband was stung by bee A husband was stung by bee on his penis and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.

jaki chan ka sms It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life

jaki chan ka sms this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it

jaki chan ka sms !@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya

height of Flirting? BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY}

height of Flirting? What is the height of Flirting? When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".

Just Want 2 oT TnAW T2UL I +THpinboop YA2 !..2mA3rb T33w2 ! .. niH)A2 2'rU Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now... Bye!

12345 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Very good! Intelligent Ho! Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...

He came at night He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

I really deeply wish tat I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

Friendship SMS

If u read,u owe me a HUG, If u read,u owe me a HUG, if u delete,u Owe me a kiss, if u save,u owe me a DATE, if u return txt msg 2 me, u OWE me All, bt if u ignore, U r MINe! So wat will U do?

Friendship is not a game to play Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

i sent u an SMS, i sent u an SMS, It was flying in the air and it met to your SMS, which was also fyling towards me, they both fall in Love and disappeared there forever

some thing can not be described.... some thing can not be described...... some moments can not be shared...... some feelings can not be explained.... some words can not be described..... but.....nothing can be hidden from a true friend..

I won't promise to be your friend I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.

Someday you may lose your hair Someday you may lose your hair, your teeth, your looks, or even your memory. But there's something you won't lose. Me, coz I'll always be your friend.

Some friends are remembered Some friends are remembered because of their smile. Some friends are remembered because of their style. But you are remembered because you are so nice to remember. Take care.

don`t love friend like a flower,- don`t love friend like a flower,--;--;<@ because a flower dies in season. Love them like a river,because a river-_-_-_-_-_-_- flows foreever.

A true friend is not like rain A true friend is not like rain which rain and leave away.a true friend is like air ,sometimes silent but always around you.

Who is a friend, A push when u r Who is a friend, A push when u r stoped, a touch when u r lost,a word whenu r quiet, asmile when u r sad,a shoulder when u cry, May u have go0d friends.

funny SMS

Its been a rough day.I got up this Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom

I'm a killer, i kill people for money I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

If your a Vegetarian to be nice If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

Last night I lay in my bed Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof

First the engagement ring, then t First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

what happend 2 ur mobile? what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

what happend 2 ur mobile? what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

If ur world is spining Round & Round. If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...

Cool SMS

SMILE: SMILE: S: Sets u free, M: Makes u special, I: Increases ur face value, L: Lifts up ur spirits, E: Erases all ur tensions, So, please keep smiling.

Only the open heart receives Only the open heart receives LOVE Only the open mind receives WISDOM Only the open hand receives GIFTS and... Only the CUTE 1's receive MESSAGES From ME!

I think U r very careless!! I think U r very careless!!!U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face....

It is scientifically proved It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.

You know your 1 smile can cause 100 people die Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.

Our friendship has become our HABIT Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains....

When we sigh about our problems, When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!

7 Glances= 1 Smile 7 Glances= 1 Smile 7 smiles =1 meeting 7meetings= 1 kiss 7 kisses= 1 proposal 7 Proposals=1 marriage and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems

An apple keeps the doctor away An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Doctor's Prescription Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.