Double meaning SMS

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa dabao naa, zara zor se aisa karo apni shirt nikalo apni pant bhi nikal do meri saadi bhi nikal do ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa bahut tight hai plz. aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......, ho gaya na suitcase bannd.

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain pappu: neend puri karte hain girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai? pappu : kaan main ched MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

App Mujhay Aik jaga Se bohat Pyare Lagtay hain.? Malooum hai kahan Se ? DOOR SE

TERi lita k lu? Ya bitha k lu? Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu? ya tujhe karun khara ? ya teri jhuka k lu? Ab tu hi bata k main teri PHoto kaise lon?

chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.

Hello hello mera lelo kya? Salam. bolo bolo apni kholo. kya? ZUban DEkho apni khol k dekho kya ? AAnkhien Kitna bara hai mera kya? DIL

Girl: What do you like in me? Boy: Those who white big balls having white dots in it. Girl: Whattt??? Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..

Dil karta hai k,ek din tumhayapnay ghar lay jahoon, jab mera ghar koi na hoo.tumhay apnaa room main lay jaa ker apna bed per betha do,darwazaband kar k. sari windows bhi band kar do, parday girrakar lights off kar do aur tumharay kareeb aakar tumharay saath beth jahoon, apnaa haath tumhari taraf brhaa kartumhay dikhaon hoon k...........

Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!! Bhatija: Thik Hai. Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge. Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".

Pehlay gallay lagao phir kiss karo phir bistar pe litaao phir neechay haath laga ke check karo agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do