One Line SMS

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.

You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?

What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?