Love SMS

My love belongs to you.

To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.

My love is ever in your service.

True love never lives happily ever after - true love has no ending.

To feel love gives pleasure to one; to express it gives pleasure to two.

One good thing about internet dating: you're guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.

True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.

Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time...

We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another.

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.

You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.

Your love's better than chocolate.

Your love's better than chocolate.

You're the icing on my cake. What's that? Chocolate, of course...

Your love's better than a home run with the bases loaded.

Your love's better than a home run with the bases loaded.

You're the laughter in my life.

The first duty of love - is to listen.

I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved.

Kiss SMS

If u read,u owe me a HUG, If u read,u owe me a HUG, if u delete,u Owe me a kiss, if u save,u owe me a DATE, if u return txt msg 2 me, u OWE me All, bt if u ignore, U r MINe! So wat will U do?

What is kiss? A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.

Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score; "Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score; Then to that twenty, add a hundred more: A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on, To make that thousand up a million. Treble that million, and when that is done, Let's kiss afresh, as when we first begun."

Will you love me in December as you do in May Will you love me in December as you do in May,Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?When my hair has all turned gray,Will you kiss me then and say,That you love me in December as you do in May?"

When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you... When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you... When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you... Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you."

A kiss is special thing A kiss is special thing that you can cant take without giving, and you cant give without taking.

If u read,u owe me a HUG, If u read,u owe me a HUG, if u delete,u Owe me a kiss, if u save,u owe me a DATE, if u return txt msg 2 me, u OWE me All, bt if u ignore, U r MINe! So wat will U do?

What is Kiss What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!

Flirt SMS

Press down......down more......ok......more......yes......ahh.......yes......almost there......yeah......oh shit......harder......so good! Yeah, that's textual intercourse!

It must have been a rainy day when you were born..Heaven was crying 'cus it lost its most beautiful angel!

The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO

Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there

If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?

I looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was listed

Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you're the bomb! Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Roses are red.voilets are corny.when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!

It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you...................... What do you say?

Valentine SMS

All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...

Love is like a CD track That links our hearts together Dont ever break that CD coz That wud break my heart too.........

Softly d leaves fo memories wil fal, i'll pick them up & gather them all, coz 2day, 2moro & til my life is through i'll cherish having sum1 like u!

Softly d leaves fo memories wil fal, i'll pick them up & gather them all, coz 2day, 2moro & til my life is through i'll cherish having sum1 like u!

I m on a mission: Misson 2 avoid u, 2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u, 2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u, in short.... MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!

D smallest word is I, the sweetest word is LOVE and the dearest person in the world is U. tats y I Love You..:)

Dear O Dear, ur not near but i can hear dont get fear Ur memories r here liv wid cheer no mere tear and ur mine forever!

Q:Wat is luv? * * * * A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart n d most amazing thing is tat u still luv them wid every broken piece...!

A word to say, a word to hear Even in ur absence i feel u near R relation is strong..hope it goes long v wil remain d same til d life goes on!

U may miss me U may ignore me U may even forget me But one day if u wanna c me Dont search, just c ur shadow i wil be thr...Trust Me!!

NEW YEAR SMS

With all the Rose's Perfume With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006*

Great,Prosperous,Blissful Wish You A...Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely ...HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006

NEW YEAR 2006 W Y H WI YO HA WIS YOU HAP WISH YOU A HAPPY ***************** *NEW YEAR 2006* *************

May The Year 2006 Bring for You.... May The Year 2006 Bring for You.... Happiness,Success and filled with Peace,Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends....Wishing You a...*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Let all ur Dreams be Clear, Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in ur Ear Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!

New is the year, New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

New is the year, New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

Lets welcome the year Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful Newyear.

Years come n go,but this year I specially wish Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Pura ho aapke sare Aim,(In Urdu) Pura ho aapke sare Aim, Sada barte rahe aap ki Fame, Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti, Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti. Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.

Birthday SMS

Birthday is the main festival with invitations, wishes, gifts, friends, and free animated ecards.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come happy Birthday .......

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. .......

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Happy birthday!! May all ur dreams and wishes cum true!! enjoy ur day .......

A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY MAMMA... START UR DAY WITH HER ... SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR

if lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother

I send to you warm wishes,That your happiness will be As wonderful as the happiness, You have always given me. Wish you Happy Birthday

This day, when the most beautiful female MIND was born, is my most beautiful day. Luv and Long live.

Sending birthday blessings Filled with love and peace and joy Wishing sweetest things happen Right before your eyes

Naughty SMS

A husband was stung by bee A husband was stung by bee on his penis and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.

jaki chan ka sms It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life

jaki chan ka sms this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it

jaki chan ka sms !@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya

height of Flirting? BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY}

height of Flirting? What is the height of Flirting? When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".

Just Want 2 oT TnAW T2UL I +THpinboop YA2 !..2mA3rb T33w2 ! .. niH)A2 2'rU Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now... Bye!

12345 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Very good! Intelligent Ho! Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...

He came at night He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

I really deeply wish tat I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

Friendship SMS

If u read,u owe me a HUG, If u read,u owe me a HUG, if u delete,u Owe me a kiss, if u save,u owe me a DATE, if u return txt msg 2 me, u OWE me All, bt if u ignore, U r MINe! So wat will U do?

Friendship is not a game to play Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

i sent u an SMS, i sent u an SMS, It was flying in the air and it met to your SMS, which was also fyling towards me, they both fall in Love and disappeared there forever

some thing can not be described.... some thing can not be described...... some moments can not be shared...... some feelings can not be explained.... some words can not be described..... but.....nothing can be hidden from a true friend..

I won't promise to be your friend I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.

Someday you may lose your hair Someday you may lose your hair, your teeth, your looks, or even your memory. But there's something you won't lose. Me, coz I'll always be your friend.

Some friends are remembered Some friends are remembered because of their smile. Some friends are remembered because of their style. But you are remembered because you are so nice to remember. Take care.

don`t love friend like a flower,- don`t love friend like a flower,--;--;<@ because a flower dies in season. Love them like a river,because a river-_-_-_-_-_-_- flows foreever.

A true friend is not like rain A true friend is not like rain which rain and leave away.a true friend is like air ,sometimes silent but always around you.

Who is a friend, A push when u r Who is a friend, A push when u r stoped, a touch when u r lost,a word whenu r quiet, asmile when u r sad,a shoulder when u cry, May u have go0d friends.

funny SMS

Its been a rough day.I got up this Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom

I'm a killer, i kill people for money I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

If your a Vegetarian to be nice If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

Last night I lay in my bed Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof

First the engagement ring, then t First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

what happend 2 ur mobile? what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

what happend 2 ur mobile? what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

If ur world is spining Round & Round. If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...

Cool SMS

SMILE: SMILE: S: Sets u free, M: Makes u special, I: Increases ur face value, L: Lifts up ur spirits, E: Erases all ur tensions, So, please keep smiling.

Only the open heart receives Only the open heart receives LOVE Only the open mind receives WISDOM Only the open hand receives GIFTS and... Only the CUTE 1's receive MESSAGES From ME!

I think U r very careless!! I think U r very careless!!!U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face....

It is scientifically proved It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.

You know your 1 smile can cause 100 people die Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.

Our friendship has become our HABIT Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains....

When we sigh about our problems, When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!

7 Glances= 1 Smile 7 Glances= 1 Smile 7 smiles =1 meeting 7meetings= 1 kiss 7 kisses= 1 proposal 7 Proposals=1 marriage and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems

An apple keeps the doctor away An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Doctor's Prescription Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.

Wife SMS

Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao�

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent �� Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De�.

Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no.

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying� & the other ensures U Continue to do so.

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?� Millionaire: �I owe everything to my wife.� Interviewer: �Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: �What we

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You

wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means� Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With Idiot For Ever

Christmas SMS

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS.

May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.

I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Marry Christmas.

I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !

A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!

If one night you wake up and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack please don't be afraid because i told santa all i want for christmas is you. .

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.

dreams SMS

When you find a dream inside your heart, don't let it go. for dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful Tomorrow Grows

y do we close our eyes wen we dream ? ..Copyright www.sms1234.com dts bcoz d most butiful things n lyf r un seen.. so ask me .. y cnt i see u ryt nw ? ü

Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths, Enwrought with golden and silver light, The blue and the dim and the dark cloths Of night and light and the half-light, I would spread the cloths under your feet: But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams

Since ur eyes are looking tired... Let ur eye lashes hug each other for few hours. Happy journey into the world of dreams,Gudnyte

Your future dependz upon ur dreams so go to sleep and let me too...

Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths, Enwrought with golden and silver light, The blue and the dim and the dark cloths Of night and light and the half-light, I would spread the cloths under your feet: But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams

Dreams come true; without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."

We have within reach, now, the attainment of almost every dream of mankind

A man's dreams are an index to his greatness."

One Line SMS

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.

You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?

What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?

SMS Poem Messages

EVRY NITE Every night when I look at the moon, it reminds me of you, how you can see the same moon. It makes me sometimes sad because I can see the moon, but I can´t see you.

FALLING You can fall from the sky. You can fall from a tree but you will get hurt. But falling in love with me is like falling in heaven!

LEARN 2 LUV Learn 2 love the people who are willing to love U at present.4get the people in the past & tnk dem 4 hurting U which led U 2 luv d people U have right now.

COZ It must have been a rainy day! when u were bourn heaven was crying coz it lost it's most beautiful angel...

LOVE ME Love me, dont hate me! Your love is my life, Your hate is my death!

I MISS U I miss u wen ur far away,i fink bout u evry nite n day i really cant believe its true dat 1 day ill b bak wth u.

LUV U I love u wen u r sad. I love u wen u r happy. I love u wen u r teasing. I love u wen u r laughing. I love u wen u r angry. I love u wen u love love me.

AMONG THE STARS Among the stars you´re the one that shines the most.Among the winds you´re the one that brings the warm air.Among the people you´re the one who I wanna give a rose.

KISS 2 U a kiss to you from you know who they say you knew me

MEANT 2 B i love u babe i really do, i love the times when im with u, the way u say that u love me, i think that this was meant to be

Pick Up Lines Messages

I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off?.

Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...

It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me?

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

I wonder what our children will look like.

Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

Jokes SMS

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.

Husband to a newly wed Wife Husband to a newly wed Wife.I could go to the end of the worldfor u,, wife thanks, but promise me u will stay there.

sardar ji to his friend: sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari ushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ..... friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay.

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?(In Hindi) Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!

After a quarrel, a husband said After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice."

Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa...(In Hindi) Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa... Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji. Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon!!

Patient : I always see spots before my eyes. Patient : I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help? Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!!

what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR? 1) both are hott 2) both look better while going down 3) both disappear by night............

Mother to Teenage Daughter Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think its time that we should talk about SEX." Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?".

A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction doc tells her 2 lie down and gets ready with tools lady lifts her skirt,doc says im not a gynacologist im dentist she says i want to get my hubbys tooth removed

Double meaning SMS

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa dabao naa, zara zor se aisa karo apni shirt nikalo apni pant bhi nikal do meri saadi bhi nikal do ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa bahut tight hai plz. aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......, ho gaya na suitcase bannd.

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain pappu: neend puri karte hain girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai? pappu : kaan main ched MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

App Mujhay Aik jaga Se bohat Pyare Lagtay hain.? Malooum hai kahan Se ? DOOR SE

TERi lita k lu? Ya bitha k lu? Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu? ya tujhe karun khara ? ya teri jhuka k lu? Ab tu hi bata k main teri PHoto kaise lon?

chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.

Hello hello mera lelo kya? Salam. bolo bolo apni kholo. kya? ZUban DEkho apni khol k dekho kya ? AAnkhien Kitna bara hai mera kya? DIL

Girl: What do you like in me? Boy: Those who white big balls having white dots in it. Girl: Whattt??? Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..

Dil karta hai k,ek din tumhayapnay ghar lay jahoon, jab mera ghar koi na hoo.tumhay apnaa room main lay jaa ker apna bed per betha do,darwazaband kar k. sari windows bhi band kar do, parday girrakar lights off kar do aur tumharay kareeb aakar tumharay saath beth jahoon, apnaa haath tumhari taraf brhaa kartumhay dikhaon hoon k...........

Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!! Bhatija: Thik Hai. Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge. Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo".

Pehlay gallay lagao phir kiss karo phir bistar pe litaao phir neechay haath laga ke check karo agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

Politics SMS

Arz kia hai: Aag lagi huwi thi... Justice ki Phati hui thi, Altaf ki hati hui thi.. Tumhe kya pata ay mere dost,, Mother day par karachi ki apni hi maa chudi hui thi.

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, promising to protect each from the other.

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy.

Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

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Advice SMS

Time is too slow 4 those who wait, too swift 4 those who fear, too long 4 those who grieve, too short 4 those rejoice but 4 those who have true friend like u time is eternity.

Loving, knowing that you are going to get hurt is like living knowing that you are going to die. But not loving so you don't get hurt is like killing yourself before you die

Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO

How many times I told you to take care of your things... now see what you have done... you had left your heart with me... Don't worry. I will take care of it.

God knows your future. He may not reveal it to you, but he will walk with you and the future unfolds. Don't trust the stars; trust the ONE who made them.

Time is too slow 4 those who wait, too swift 4 those who fear, too long 4 those who grieve, too short 4 those rejoice but 4 those who have true friend like u time is eternity

Some of the best moments in life:- Lying in bed listening to the rain outside... Thinking about the person you love... A long drive on a calm road... Finding money in your old jeans just w

ya ilahi aabroh rakhna bara nazuq zamana hai dilo may kufur rakhte hain bazahir dostana hai

Wise word

GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE & then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES ... So make the best move before CHECKMATE....

Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its own style.Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules..

Are you hungry? Neva mind I have two bowls, 1 for wishes and 1 for luck. Wishes are mine and luck is yours. you can take it or leave it, choice is yours.

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan but also believe. Best wishes for your exam

Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,white for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose Copyright www.sms1234.com for u Orange Flower. Wish u goodluck

Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours, Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck

Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the you thful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With crystal white fro Copyright www.sms1234.com m the morning dews, I have framed a bright and colourful wish Just for you. GOOD LUCK

The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal/ success is part of the rewards. Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward........

THERE ARE NO MISTAKES,NO COINCIDENCES.ALL EVENTS ARE BLESSINGS GIVEN TO US TO LEARN FROM. TO ACCOMPLISH GREAT THINGS, WE MUST NOT ONLY ACT, BUT ALSO DREAM, NOT ONLY PLAN BUT OLSO BELIEVE.BEST WISHES FOR YOUR COMMING EXAM BABY......I LUV "U"

THERE ARE NO MISTAKES,NO COINCIDENCES.ALL EVENTS ARE BLESSINGS GIVEN TO US TO LEARN FROM.

Misleading Messages

At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?

Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen i look at the sea I c u... well get out of my way!

come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied lovingly urs TOILET!!!!

Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam

I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty.Dont be mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed

Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?

I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!

I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up& down, can't wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!

Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!

Anniversary SMS

I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. So this is what i want to say, live in my heart and stay there forever.

The most important thing you fixed was on your day of leisure when you fixed your eyes on me. That day I’ll always treasure I love you. * Happy Anniversary *

Come everyone let's give a cheer, In celebration of a couple dear. A couple who in love unite, And are seldom cross and hardly fight. To a couple who bring joy to all, May you laugh and sing and have a ball. May happiness surround you two, That is what I wish for you

Another year to create precious memories together. Another year to discover new things to enjoy about each other. Another year to build a life rich in love and laughter. Another year to strengthen a marriage that defines "forever." Happy Anniversary!

No one can know what the outcome Of spending years together will be. Being happy together is a gift, And enduring love is the key. So here's to a favored couple; Everything has worked right for you. May your future bring more of the same, And your love remain strong and true.

Life bestows love's blessing, On a very special few. And I believe it happened, When life encountered you. You are a perfect couple, In a marriage that is blessed; May your love shine like a beacon, A guide for all the rest.

There are few who are so lucky To have the things you do, Companionship and friendship, And loving feelings, too. As friends we wish these pleasures Will last forevermore, For we know that you will ever be A couple whom we adore

Remember the first flush of love that drew you powerfully together? It still feeds the unassailable bond that makes your marriage so secure. Remember all the qualites about each other you found so endearing? They are still there, and new ones create sweet surprises. Remember thinking that this love would last forever? Your love has strengthened and grown into eternal affection and admiration. Years from now, you'll look back at this anniversary and realize you love each other more than ever. Happy Anniversary!

Your anniversary marks the day When you both said "I do." The two of you became as one, A marriage bright and new. Now time has passed; your love is strong; You passed the early test. Your tender bond grows with passing time; Your marriage is the kind that's best!

Here's a toast to the two of you As you celebrate together; You're the poster kids for happiness, In sunny or stormy weather. Your love continues, warm and bright; May it shine throughout the years; You're an example for the rest of us, So here's to you: Three cheers!

Good Morning SMS

Value each precious moment...morning brings hope,aft nun brings faith,eve brings love n' nite brings rest...wish u find dem all 2day.HAVE A NICE DAY:-)

It is a"S"imple"M"ind touching"I"nteractive"L"ong lasting"E"ffectwhichWinsthehearts..Yes..Itsyour"SWEET SMILE"So Keep smiling always, gudmrng...

Hi..right now i m coming near to u..in the form of Sunlight.in the form of sweet breze.in the form of gud wishes to greet u a great gud mrng!

Sun glows for a day, Candle for an hour, Matchstick for a minute, But a good day can glow forever, So start ur day with a smile.Gud Day

raat ki chandni khatam hoi aai subha ki zia bass itna khena hai gud mrng or kea iss subha main chupi ho bahot khusheya..

Mornings are reminders that God loves you! You're not just given another day to enjoy, but a chance to right the wrong of yesterday. Have A Nice DAY!!

Never get tired of doing little things to others, because sometimes those little things may mean so much to them. That's why I won't get tired of sending my little hi to you. Have a Nice DAY :-) :

Begin the day with a light heart. Let all your worries be swept aside at night. Smile a moment and thank God, for every moment He cares for you all the way.:-)

Soraj ki pehli kiran(In Urdu) Soraj ki pehli kiran Din ka pehla pehar Panchion ki pehli chehchahat Dhanak ka pehla rang Hawa ki dandi sansanahat Subha ka pehla khomar :GOOD MORING" HAVE NICE DAY

if i could have 1 wish if i could have 1 wish: d only thing i'd wish 4 is 2 be in the form of soap bubbles so i'd flow all over your body! goodmorning 2 u!

Diwali SMS

ai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi, Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai. Happy Diwal

Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho, duniya ke unche mukam apke ho, shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho! Wish u a very Happy Diwali!

Na juban se, Na nigahin se, Na dimag se, Na rango se, Na greetings se, Na gift se, Aapko Diwali Mubarak ho direct DIL se...

This Is To Formally announce that I have started accepting Diwali gifts by CASH, CHEQUES & CREDIT CARD ect. Avoid last day rush. Send now!

GREETING 4 all AirTel Team. Today's the `Festival of Lights' all o'er; A joyful day for minds and hearts and souls; And people throng the Temples to offer, Prayers, resolving to take better roles. And most of them are richly clad and clean, And eat such dainty foods and sweets with mirth; Whilst noisy crackers burst, their lights are seen, It seems to be a happy day on Earth! But are there not hearts woe-filled, very sad? Denied of laughter, smiles for days; Today's the triumph of Good over bad; But what about the wastage in much ways? True joy is when you see someone else smile! True charity gives joy in Heav'nly style.

DIWALI DHAMAKA Send Your Girlfriend To Me & Get A Child Free. ......Hurry...... 1st 10 Entries Will Get Twins.....(

May This Diwali be as bright as ever. May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you. May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives. May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for. May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity. May lights triumph over darkness. May peace transcend the earth. May the spirit of light illuminate the world. May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony (copyright www.sms1234.com) "WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI"

Its time to fun with crackers n not get cracked.Ofcourse its Deepawali.

Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se... Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se, Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki, Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!! Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success

Urdu and Hindi SMS

3 din baad aap Lal, Pile, Hare, Kale, Ho jaaoge Ghabrao nahi yaar 3 din baad 'Holi' hai..

Yeh Exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai, sab apne apne naseeb hote hai, rehte hai jo nigaho se door,sale wahi Question compulsory hote hai...

Ek khwab, ek khayal, ek hakikat ho tum, dosti me padnewali har jarurat ho tum, jisko roj ek sms karna pade, kya yar ajib musibat ho tum....

Kudrat ke karishmo me agar raat na hoti,khwabon me bhi unse mulaqat na hoti, yeh dil har ek gam ki wajah hai,ye dil hi na hota toh koi bat hi na hoti.

Deepak me agar noor na hota,tanha dil majboor na hota, hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate agar apka ghar itni dur na hota.

Khushi k LIYE Gum kurban , Hasi k Liye . AAnsoo kurban,. Pyar,k Liy Dil kurban, Mere Dost Tere Liye To Jaan Kurban,Aur ladki k Liye Yaar Tu bhi kurban!

EK DIN JAB HUM DUNIA SE CHALE JAENGE,MAT SOCHNA APKO BHUL JAENGE,BAS EK BAR ASMAN KE TARAF DEKHNA,MERE PAIGAM SITARO PAR AAPKE LIYE LIKHE NAZAR AAENGE.

PHOOL bankar muskurana zindagi hai.. MUSKURA ke gum bhulana zindagi hai..Mil kar khush hue to kya hue.. Bina mile rishte nibhana zindagi hai..

Har Subhah Teri Muskarati Rahe, Har Shyam teri Gungunati Rahe,DOST tu Jise se bhi Mile, Her Milane walo Ko Teri Yaad Aati Rahe

TUJHE Apna Mukkdr Batate Hai Hum, Khuda K Baad Tere Aage Sir Jhukate Hai Hum. dosti Ka Rishta Tod Mat Dena, is Rishte K DumPar muskurate hai hum

Good night SMS

khoobsurat aankhain teri raat ko jaagna choor day, khud ba khud neend aa jayegi tu mujhey soochna choor day. Good Night

Main tujhse ek armaan mangta hun, tujse apni jaan mangta hun, tu so jayegi mobile off karke isliyem ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun

A late night sms greeting doesnt only mean good night It has a silent msg saying.. u r my last thought at night.. Goodnight.

DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao, KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao, AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON’T WORRY, chadar-takiya lo aur so jao. Good Night(S)

Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay, Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay, ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay, Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay, . . . . . “AMMI BHOOT”

raat khamosh hai chand bhi khamosh hai, par dil main shore ho raha hai, kahin aisa to nahi ek pyaara sa dost, bina good night kahey so raha hai.

Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART, Never let it go coz DREAMS are the TINY SEEDS, From which BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW GROWS Have a wonderful dream tonight… GOOD NIGHT

Hello ! This is our ATD ( Any Time Disturbance ) service. We are the experts in disturbing and irritating people at busy hours. Our goal has been achieved. Thank you!… “Good Night”

One evening I’ll come 2 ur room, Lock the door, Turn off the lights, Join U in bed. I’ll come closer 2 U, My lips near ur face, And I’ll shout, Have a great night. “Good Night”

Sun wouldn’t be red, Sea wouldn’t be blue, I wouldn’t be happy, Without disturbing you!. “Goodnight”