Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi and English Funny SMS Messages and Jokes of the Week

JUSTICE ki bahaliJUSTICE ki bahalika irada to nhi thaZardari...
Lekin Sheerin kiBewafai nemajboor kar diya.


English Shairy Mulahiza hoEnglish Shairy Mulahiza ho!
Arz kya hai...
She is Kissing,
Wah Wah
She is Kissing,
* Some Text Missing * * Some Text Missing *


Arz Kia Hai...Arz Kia Hai...
Those Who Know Me Know Me Well
Waah Waah
Those Who Know Me Know Me Well
Those Who Do Not, Go To Hell . . .


Akhbar aur RadioTeacher: Akhbar aur Radio main kya Faraq hai?
Pathan: Akhbar main Rotiyan lapait saktay hain, par Radio main nahi.


Bruce Lee's FavoriteBruce Lee's Favorite
Vegetable=Mu-LeeFestival=Diwa-LeeActres=Sona-LeeMusic=Qawa-LeeFilm=Coo-LeeAnimal=Bil-LeeBrain=UrsWhy?
Kha-Lee


Yeh keh kar wohYeh keh kar woh meri sari 7up pi gaya FARAZ
"K TO MERI ADHURI PYAS PYAS TO AGAI MAN KO RAS RAS"

SMS main Zaleel karnaSMS main Zaleel karna ab bund bhi karo FARAZ!!!!

Kya "Wasi" aur "Ghalib" Tumhari Phuphi k larkay hain?


Pathan ne bank sePathan ne bank se car liLekin loan wapis nahi kar saka,
Bank waley car ley gaye,Pathan: Pehley pata hota toShadi bhi bank se loan le kar karta.


Paper Se Pehle Ki DUAPaper Se Pehle Ki"DUA"
......
Aye Khuda!!Is Baar PassKara DeNext TimeZaruur Parhoonga ... ;-)


Hum Har Roz UdaasHum Har Roz Udaas Hotay Hain AurSham Guzar Jati Hy
Kisi Roz Sham Udaas Ho Gi AurHum Guzar Jayein Ge.


SANIA MIRZA Se BaatSanta: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That’s Great Yaar... Usne Kya Kahaa?
Santa: Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER.


Any body can loveAny body can love a RoseBut it takes a great deal to love a leaf.Dont love some one who is beautiful,But love the who can make u r life beautiful...

Romantic English SMS Collection

Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.

Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.

24hrs make a lovely day, 
7 days make a lovely week, 
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a 
person like me will make ur life lovely. 

Have a lovely day n life!**

Wen things go wrong... 
Wen sadness fills ur heart... 
wen tears flow in ur eyes... 
always remember 3 things 
1) I'm with u... 
2) Still with u... 
3) Will ALWAYS b...

Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez, 
to miss some1 in crowd, 
2 find some1 in every thought, 
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!

If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever.. 
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never.. 
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U.. 
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.

I dream about you evey night 
I shiver when your in sight 
I long to hold you close n tight 
I wanna be there with all my might 
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right

When i look at you, 
i cannot deny there is God, 
cause only God could have created some one 
as wonderful n beautiful as you

No shadows 2 depress u 
only joys 2 surround u 
many friends 2 luv u 
God himself 2 bless u 
These r my wishes 4 u, 
for today, tommorrow & everyday

C.L.I.C.K. means : 

C= cant live without u 
L= love u 
I= i miss u 
C= care about u 
K= kiss from my heart 2 u 
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

Q:Wat is luv? 
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A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart 
n d most amazing thing 
is tat u still luv them 
wid every broken piece...!

KISS SMS

Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
Kisses blown are kisses wasted. kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted. kisses spread germs and germs are hated. but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated
 what kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
what kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends, KISS ON NECK=i want u, KISS ON LIPS=i love u, KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!
 Kissing you baby is my dream
Kissing you baby is my dream. I am strawberry & you are the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!
 A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.
A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.
 Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga 
 If luvin' was aginst the law,
If luvin' was aginst the law,and kissin' was a crime,i would gladly spend my life with u,in prison doin' time.
 Whats kissing 
Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
I've been thinking about u and me
I've been thinking about u and me..if we were alone how it would be..I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!
 The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!
 What is Kiss
What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.

MOTHER DAY SMS

Give your mother a little something to show that you are thinking about her, and you'll be sure to make her smile.
When U feel U R alone in the Crowd,
When U Think No 1 can Understand U,
When UR love is rejected by others,
& when U hate UR Life,
Just Close UR eyes,
& see,
Her facce who Loves U
more than any 1 else,
Who Care 4 U in loneleness,
& dies when U cry.
She is no 1, But UR Sweet Loving Mother.
Love UR Mom First. IYA 

You've seen me laugh 
You've seen me cry 
And always you were there with me 
I may not have always said it 
But thanks and I love you 
Happy Mother's Day Noor

For the best mom 
who always had a smile for me 
I know we may be far apart right now 
So here's a great big hug and kiss 
Happy Mother's Day Fatima

Many hugs 
Only luv never anger 
Teaching me 
Helping me 
Every smile when I was sad 
Raising me to be strong 
It spells Mother. Thanks for being u. Arzoo

Happy Mother's Day 
means more than flowers and gifts 
It means saying thank you 
It means I love you 
You are my mother, my friend 
Today is your day Aro0j

I luv u mom 
having u makes me feel safe & calm 
I miss u mom 
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm 
u r the greatest 
because u r my mom Shumaila

Mommy, I love you
For all that you do.
I'll kiss you and hug you
'Cause you love me, too. 
You feed me and need me
To teach you to play,Copyright www.lovelysms.com
So smile 'cause I love you
On this Mother's Day. Mommy, I love you Nazish

Birthday SMS

Birthday is the main festival with invitations, wishes, gifts, friends, and free animated ecards.
 
 
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......
 
 
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? 
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. .......
 
 
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
 
 
Happy birthday!! May all ur dreams and wishes cum true!!
enjoy ur day .......
 
 
A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
MAMMA... START UR DAY WITH HER ... SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR
 
 
if lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother
 
 
I send to you warm wishes,That your happiness will be As wonderful as the happiness, You have always given me. Wish you Happy Birthday
 
 
This day, when the most beautiful female MIND was born, is my most beautiful day. Luv and Long live.
 
 
Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes

jokes sms (collection)

 Girls hostel ki light chali jatti hai ek larki complain office phone karti hai "Light chali gai hai" "Aadmi bnaijo Replied" "Aadmi nahi hai mombati se kaam chalao" 
 
 
 Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi thi thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya,
Sir ne pucha ye kya kr rahe ho sat wala bola dood ma dabo dabo k kha rahe ha 
 
 
 no men no women no women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems! 
 
 
 8 years boy caught in RAPE case. Lady lawyer holds his penis & says UR HONOUR see him, can he RAPE? Boy silently: HILA MAT WARNA CASE HAAR JAYEGI 
 
 
 Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai. 
 
 
 Boy to girl"Yaar aag kaal shahre sa texiya katam hoo gayee hay" She reply
" kiya kare bai Riksha jo chalne shoroo hoo gaye hay"

 
 
 Boy to girl in romantic mood"Mug sa Shadi karoo gi?" She reply "dakhee thi achi film hay"
 
 
 Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao...
 
 
 Pledge of BOYS - India is our nation,girls r our destination, dating is our occupation, flirting is our proffesion,to hell with education... 
 
 
 a baby boy & baby girl making bath in bath tab.
baby Girl saw down of boy and asked.
can i touch your peen,
OH NO NEVER.
you have already broken your own

 Girls hostel ki light chali jatti hai ek larki complain office phone karti hai "Light chali gai hai" "Aadmi bnaijo Replied" "Aadmi nahi hai mombati se kaam chalao" 
 
 
 Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi thi thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya,
Sir ne pucha ye kya kr rahe ho sat wala bola dood ma dabo dabo k kha rahe ha 
 
 
 no men no women no women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems! 
 
 
 8 years boy caught in RAPE case. Lady lawyer holds his penis & says UR HONOUR see him, can he RAPE? Boy silently: HILA MAT WARNA CASE HAAR JAYEGI 
 
 
 Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai. 
 
 
 Boy to girl"Yaar aag kaal shahre sa texiya katam hoo gayee hay" She reply
" kiya kare bai Riksha jo chalne shoroo hoo gaye hay"

 
 
 Boy to girl in romantic mood"Mug sa Shadi karoo gi?" She reply "dakhee thi achi film hay"
 
 
 Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao...
 
 
 Pledge of BOYS - India is our nation,girls r our destination, dating is our occupation, flirting is our proffesion,to hell with education... 
 
 
 a baby boy & baby girl making bath in bath tab.
baby Girl saw down of boy and asked.
can i touch your peen,
OH NO NEVER.

you have already broken your own

 Girls hostel ki light chali jatti hai ek larki complain office phone karti hai "Light chali gai hai" "Aadmi bnaijo Replied" "Aadmi nahi hai mombati se kaam chalao" 
 
 
 Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi thi thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya,
Sir ne pucha ye kya kr rahe ho sat wala bola dood ma dabo dabo k kha rahe ha 
 
 
 no men no women no women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems! 
 
 
 8 years boy caught in RAPE case. Lady lawyer holds his penis & says UR HONOUR see him, can he RAPE? Boy silently: HILA MAT WARNA CASE HAAR JAYEGI 
 
 
 Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai. 
 
 
 Boy to girl"Yaar aag kaal shahre sa texiya katam hoo gayee hay" She reply
" kiya kare bai Riksha jo chalne shoroo hoo gaye hay"

 
 
 Boy to girl in romantic mood"Mug sa Shadi karoo gi?" She reply "dakhee thi achi film hay"
 
 
 Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao...
 
 
 Pledge of BOYS - India is our nation,girls r our destination, dating is our occupation, flirting is our proffesion,to hell with education... 
 
 
 a baby boy & baby girl making bath in bath tab.
baby Girl saw down of boy and asked.
can i touch your peen,
OH NO NEVER.
you have already broken your own

How dare they fool you

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai

I am your girlfriend is

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Happy april fools day

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Cute Love sms Text Messages  
If you are looking for unique love sms messages, here you will find the best and unique selection of cute lovely, romantic, cute, sweet poetic & friendly texts, to send to your loves ones and special friends. Why not you love on sms to your friends by these love sms notes. You should crush on your lovely freinds by sending these lovely sms. Send these free funny short English Urdu Hindi sad Love u sms quotes, true sms love sms poems, I Love You sms to your soul mates. Send these Valentine's day love sms message on Valentine's day. 
 Birthday sms Message 7
Your friend has birthday? Why not say him happy birthday by Sending him or her these great funny birthday sms messages. Huge collection of birthday sms.
 Friendship sms messages  
Do you want to make girl friend or boy friend. Why not send him or her a friendship sms message to be your best friend.Friendship is a world-wide feeling that everyone shares. Friendship means having a person you share your feelings with, a person you look up to, or someone you can look to for comfort. Because friends are everywhere.
 Good Morning sms messages  
Wanna say Good Morning to your lovers, here you will find good collection of nice and cute good morning sms messages.
 Good Night Messages 
Say Good night to your friends by sending them nice and cute good night messages. We have good collection of greeting good night sms messages.
 Punjabi sms 
Here you will find large collection of Punjabi funny sms messages. Send these sms to your friends in Punjabi. 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 
 Kiss sms  
Send kiss sms to your girl friends, boy friends. Great kiss messages to show your love to your friends,
  Naughty sms 
Send naughty sms messages. Naughty, not too rude, flirtatious text messages. To jokingly send to a good friend. 
 Sms Jokes 
Send these love and funny sms jokes on mobiles of your friends. Enjoy these short free sms jokes today. We update these jokes regularly.
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The best collection of urdu sms, urdu sms quotes, urdu shayri, urdu romantic sms, urdu love sms, urdu kiss msgs, urdu jokes messages, urdu friendship sms, sms urdu zindagi jeena and urder sardar sms jokes. Here you will find large collection of both urdu and hindi funny sms messages. Send these sms to your friends in India and Pakistan. We have huge collection of Urdu Hindi sms Text messages. Send these sms to your friends in India and Pakistan. 
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 Christmas sms messages | Easter sms Messages 
Cool collection of Marry Christmas X-mas sms messages here. Yes, say happy Christmas to your friends by sending great collection of Merry Christmas sms.  
Happy New Year sms Messages  
Say happy new year to your friends by sending them these cute happy new year sms messages on their mobiles. May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead. New Year's Day, Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. We have complete range of happy new year funny hindi sms text messages, happy new year wishes greetings jokes. Happy New Year sms Messages 
 Flirt Sms | Misleading sms  
Send these great flirt text sms messages and insult sms messages. Here you will come to know how to flirt a women over sms. 
 Wise words and Quotes 
Great collection and variety of quotes or 'words of wisdom', to send to troubled friends who need wise advice. Send wise words, famous wise quotes, wise saying, old quotes, life quotes.
  Missing You sms Messages 
Here you will find large collection of missing u sms text messages. If you are missing someone, just send these cute missing u messages to your lovers,
 Smile sms messages  
Keep smiling and send these cute and lovely smile sms to all of your smily friends.
 Eid Mubarak sms Messages  
Send this collection of Eid Mubarak sms messages, Eid Greetings, on Eid days to your Muslim friends. Collection of eid mubarik sms messages. 
 Good Luck sms | Best Wishes sms  
Wanna send best wishes to your friends? why not send them cool good luck sms messages and best wishes sms messages in exam days.
 Send me sms  
If someone is not calling you or not sending you sms, simply send these messages to him/her. Surly you will get the response soon. (Both in Urdu and English)
 New and Latest sms Messages This Weeks Best sms Top sms
Want to have a quick look at our latest and new sms messages. We have added here our new collection of latest submitted sms by our website visitors.
 Anniversary sms | Wedding sms 
Send these cute anniversary sms messages, anniversary sayings, anniversary greetings, wedding sms messages, wedding greetings, marriage sms to your loved ones.
 Mothers Day sms Messages Mothers Day Blog
Send these cute sms to your Mom to show your heartiest love. Whether you live near your mother or far from her, Mother's Day is a special time to celebrate her dedication to you and your love for her. 
 Get Well Soon sms Messages Last Update:
If your friend or your loved one is suffering from fever, send these cute get well soon wishes and wish you good health sms messages. Your friend will be alright soon.
 Dream sms Messages Dream Quotes 
Send these beautiful lovely dream sms and dream quotes to your lovely friends. They will reply back with sweet dream sms
 Cool Sms Messages 
We also have given here very cool sms messages, cool sms jokes for your friends and colleagues. Send them these cool sms on their cell phones. 
  Independence Day sms Messages 
DO you love your Country? Of course you do. Then why not send these cute lovely Pakistani Indian independence day sms to your friends. 
 Funny Sms messages and jokes 
A collection of funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile sms.
 Diwali Sms messages | Holi sms Messages  
Say happy diwali and Happy Holi greetings to your friends by sending these cute diwali sms and Holi sms text messages and sms jokes in India
 Rude sms Messages
Collection of rude sms to amuse your friends, show them that you can also be rude to him or her. Great variety of rude sms, dirty sms jokes .
 Happy New Year sms Messages 
Say happy new year to your friends by sending them these cute happy new year sms messages on their mobiles.
 Islamic sms Messages
Yes, you can also see good collection of sms messages related to Islam. Send these cute Islamic sms messages to your Muslim friends and brothers. Cool collection of Ramazan sms, Ramadan month sms.
 Bengali Sms Messages
Do you live in Bangladesh. Send these lovely, funny, cute, humorous, good morning, missing you, friendship, flirt, rude Bengali, Bangla sms text messages to your friends in Bangladesh
 Malayalam sms Messages  
Send cute funny Malayalam sms to your loved ones. We have just added new Malayalam sms messages in our collection of cute sms.
 Santa Banta sms 
Send these newly added santa banta sms jokes to your santa banta friends.
 Sardar Jokes sms
Send these large collection of sardar sms jokes, sardar jokes, to your friends in India
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Do you want to send your sms to your friends anywhere in the world? Why pay. Use these free sms service networks to send your message to any of your friend worldwide
 Send sms in Pakistan
Do you have a friend in Pakistan, or you live in Pakistan, don't use your mobile to sms your friends, simply use our given services here to send message to your friends in Pakistan. Here you will find Pakistani SMS Networks, Send sms messages to Pakistan, Send Free sms to Pakistan, Mobilink sms Pakistan, sms messenger for Pakistan, Ufone sms Pakistan, Telenor sms Pakistan, Paktel sms Pakistan, Instaphone sms Pakistan

Love sms: Be with U

When things go wrong…
When sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…
always remember 3 things
1) I’m with u…
2) Still with u…
3) Will ALWAYS b…

Love sms: My Heart

I have a heart n that is true,
But now it has gone from me to you,
So care for it just like I do,
Because I have no heart n U have two.

Love sms: Don’t Wait

Don’t wait until it’s too late to tell
someone how much you love, how much you care.
Because when they’re gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won’t hear you anymore.

Decent SMS:Beautiful Tomorrow

When U find a dream inside Ur heart, don”t let it go. For dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful Tomorrow Grows.

Love sms: Love Truly

When U love someone truly,
U don’t look for faults,
U don’t look for answers,
U don’t look for mistakes.
Instead, U fight the mistakes,
U accept the faults and
overlook the excuses.

U r DIFFICULT…

Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U,
but to help U realise ur hidden potential and Power,
Let Difficulties know that U too are DIFFICULT

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